> Glutton by Fat Bastard

G is for the giant portions I eat.

L is for the lust I have for food

U is for my uber underbelly

TT is for the teeth that help me chew

O is for my over eating nature

N is for the nastiness of me

Put it all together it spells GLUTTON.

Something that I really love to be.

I hope all my readers enjoyed this poem. I’m happy top report that my appetite is slowly returning and soon I will be back to my piggy proportions soon. This will be a wonderful journey in unbridled food lust or as the crazy cunts in the FA movement say HAES (Health At Every Size). Who’s going to me the first reader to give me an OINK!

>This will be a recurring theme on Bigger Fatter Blog. We’re fat and we like to eat. We like our food fast, easy and tasty. This part of Bigger Fatter Blog will be dedicated to simple, quick and yummy dishes that will satisfy the most discriminating glutton. There will be no complicated or time consuming recipes featured here. This is not Malto Mario, Ina Garten or Iron Chef. This is real cooking for real gluttons and those people who like to feed them.

Sweet and Savory Meatball Delight

This is a sweet and savory holiday favorite that is so tasty it will make you want to slap Kate Harding. Well, we all want to slap that nasty dog faced bitch.

Ingredients:

Precooked frozen Sam’s Club Meatballs. (I buy the six pound bag)
4 – 12 oz bottles of Heinz Chili Sauce (Don’t use a substitute)
2 – 12 oz jar of grape jelly (I prefer Welch’s but if you have a favorite brand use that)

Pour the chili sauce and and the jelly into a Crock Pot of other slow cooker and then at frozen meatballs. Make sure the are all covered. Usually about half the bag. Place the lid on the Crock Pot and turn it on hi for an hour then turn it to low. This is not critical

Note. The longer they cook the better they will taste.

Serve in a bowl or fill a hoagie roll. Eat and enjoy.

Calories per serving 1200.

The next recipe is one Proud FA calls Bar Cookie Decadence Lasagna. Cookies can be very time consuming with steps like measuring and mixing the ingredients, greasing the cookie sheets cookie sheets, spooning the cookie dough onto the sheets, putting them on the sheets, checking them to see if they are done and then taking them of the sheets. Who wants to do all that? We want to Eat!

A Variation on the Theme “Cock Tale” Wiener Deluxe

Once they’ve had you sweet and savory balls it time to introduce them to your hot hot and spicy wiener action.

4 – pounds smoked cocktail wieners

24 – ounce apple jelly

24 – ounce Guldens Spicy Brown mustard

Place all ingredients into a super sized Crock Pot and simmer for 1 hour. Serve warm.

Serves 4 BBWs or 2 SSBBW’s

Bar Cookie Decadence Lasagna

Ingredients:

8 – Tubes of cookie dough. Mix and match and be creative.

4 – Bags Giradelli chocolate chips

4 – Bags butterscotch chips

2 – Sticks of butter softened

8 – Cups of red and green M&Ms

Preheat oven to 350

Smear four cookie sheets with one stick of butter.

Using your hands spread a tube of cookie dough into each cookie sheet an sprinkle a thick layer chocolate chips and or the butterscotch chips on the first layer then smooth on another tube of cookie dough over the first layer.

Cover the tops with 2 cups of M&Ms each and back for 20 – 25 minutes. Do not over bake! Let cool.

EAT!

They say that candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. BBW’s love Bailey’s Irish Cream but they will swoon when the get a taste of Chocolate Eggnog Seduction.

Proud FA’s Chocolate Eggnog Seduction.

Ingredients:

1/2 Gallon Eggnog (Cold)

1 – Quart heavy cream (Cold

2 Cans Hershey’s Genuine Chocolate Syrup

1 – Quart Creme de cacao

1 – Pint Spiced Rum)

1 – Pint Brandy

Fat girls love marshmallows!

Marshmallows (optional) Float a generous handful in each cup.

Note if she’s an SSBBW you may want to substitute Bicardi 151 rum or Everclear for the brandy and spiced rum. The bigger they are the more alcohol it requires.

In a punch bowl thoroughly mix all the ingredients. Serve with some Barry White or Luther Vandross.

After a few cups of Proud FA’s Chocolate Eggnog Seduction these red hot & sexy SSBBWs will be sliding up and down your chimney as you shout out with glee. HO HO! HO!!

Won‘t you ride my sleigh tonight?

Happy Holidays from your hosts Fat Bastard and Proud FA.

>As the dean of feederism and a really smart guy with common sense I know and so does 99% of the world know that the more you eat the fatter you get but the silly delusional yeast beasts in the Old Fat Acceptance Movement want to deny that reality. This delusion and lie that they perpetrate does a huge disservice to fatlings worldwide. Fat people are gluttons and many of the live in shame and create clever lies to explain away their size and deny their appetite. Sickos like Big Liberty and hormonally challenged fat girls at the ever shrinking Big Fat Blog still pathetically apologize for their size and their enormous appetites by making outrageous claims that don’t even pass the giggle test.

America is getting fatter and fatter and fatter year after year. Portion sizes are increasing and increasing. Yet lying fat girls in the old FA movement deny this reality and they would like you to believe that America is getting fat because since the late 70′s the laws of thermodynamics no longer apply to humans. As the dean of feederism I know what it take to fatten and maintain fat. It require a hell of a lot of calories. Look at Fat Bastard, since he has been off his feed his weight is plummeting like a stone because he is eating a hell of a lot less. Then look at Teddy Bear who eats like a true glutton and it has taken him over a year to gain a mere 50 pounds. Gaining ain’t easy when you become super obese. You have to eat constantly. Hyper gluttons really have to work at it.

Here are the facts and I have verified them with Dr CG Brady and several of his colleagues and Lawrence Livermore and Cornell. It requires about 1600 calories per day for a moderately active man to maintain 100 pounds. There is no other way around it. The is not one single solitary case on record where a human being has ever been able to maintain a high body weight on a small amount of calories. In fact, with rare exceptions, (prader willi) syndrome the most the Basal Metabolic Rate can very is about one half of one percent. This is true because of something called the conservation of mass. CG Brady will expand more upon that in the comments section but for now let it suffice to say that all humans “idle” at about the same speed.

There has never been a calometric study that has backed up the claims of fatling who deny their gluttony. When Fat Bastard and I were dues paying NAAFA members we searched high and low to establish a metabolic and/or genetic explanation for obesity. There is none. Unless and until there is a calometric study showing even one person’s body that is defying the law of physics we are sticking by what 100% of the scientists are saying.

We even examined research regarding Jewish holocaust survivors and weight gain and we found that holocaust survivors were on average maintained a lower weight that other Jews throughout their lives. So much for the yo yo diet theory. We did find that female survivors of the holocaust did have a greater incidence of osteoporosis. Frail woman are more likely to develop osteoporosis.

Do you see any fat people here you ignorant slut?

OK Pig Liberty how many fat people do you see here?

Or here?

Or here?

Big Liberty is a BIG LIAR. She knows obesity is NOT genetic yet she tells that lie on her pathetic blog. If Obesity were genetic; 30 years ago we would have had as many fat people then as we do now. Unfortunately, Big Liberty is as delusional as the the other girls in the dying fat old acceptance movement. In case you didn’t read that Pig Liberty here is is again. If Obesity were genetic; 30 years ago we would have had as many fat people then as we do now.

Big Liberty has compared the plight of fatlings to the victims of slavery and the holocaust. As leaders in the New Fat Acceptance we find that kind of talk beyond offensive and down right revolting. Comparing the plight of fatlings to slaves and holocaust victims makes me want to vomit. How dare Pig Liberty and her flunkies do something so thoughtless and evil.

Big Liberty would have you believe that this lovely SSBBW eats less than her feeder and she will misrepresent academic studies to perpetrate her lies. Her arms alone are require more calories to be that big than her feeder. I must say this feeder did a great job plumping up this pretty plumper.

It seems that there was a fatling over at Big Fat Blog and she was one of these people who ate like a glutton and as a result became fat and sick. She has found her way to Bigger Fatter Blog and she is in touch with both me, Fat Bastard an CG Brady. Without betraying any confidences I can tell you that this lovely SSBBW was engaged to a BHM of Fat Bastard proportions. Due to health problem caused by the BHM’s obesity he went on a weight loss program of his own design and became quite lean and fit. Carol, the SSBBW was unwilling to take the steps lose weight and as a result they called off their engagement and both of them our devastated and have reached what Carol calls an impasse. It breaks my heart and Fat Bastard’s heart to hear the sad tales of star crossed lovers. That is why we brought out friend and sometimes nemesis CG Brady in to counsel these folks.

As our readers know, obesity and gluttony is not for everyone. Fat Bastard has to moderate his gluttony whereas gluttons like Teddy Bear can indulge their food lust with little fear of dying. Carol and her beau are more like Fat Bastard. To make matters worse they want kids but as we know fatlings almost always have high risk pregnancies and Carol is no exception.

Carol has suffered the trauma of a break up and many health issues. She went to Big Fat Blog for help and guidance and ended up being abused by the hateful man haters there. She thinks they were jealous of her because he ex beau is a real catch. She tells me that the biggest bully there is Big Liberty who is married to a man old enough to be her grandpa. How sick is that. I have had the pleasure of speaking with Carol’s ex beau and he too is an admirer of women with ample bodies but like me he is willing to throw that all away for a healthy wife and family. As some of our readers may know I am in a serious relationship with a size 2 beauty and I am no longer porking fat girls. Unlike most fat girls, Carol is a real lady and a class act. Fat Bastard and I have convinced Carol that she is not meant to be fat and she is going onto CG Brady’s incremental weight loss plan. She is also in counseling to see if she and her beau can reconcile.

If she had listened to the advice given at Big Fat Blog she would be dead before her time. Fat Bastard was so angered that he fired off an Email to Paul McAleer only to find out Paul is though with Big Fat Blog. I am guessing that Paul could no longer in good conscience be associated wih something he lost control of several years ago. We have our operatives there strictly to monitor them. Fat Bastard thinks that the lawyer he is using to sue the doctors and hospital that maimed him may be able to get an injunction to shutdown Big Fat Blog much in the same way the pro ana sites are being shutdown. Free speech does not cover what they do over there.

About BigLiberty

• BigLiberty is a 27 year-old modern polymath living in MA, USA. She sings classical soprano, composes classically-inspired goth rock, writes poetry, reads philosophy, and studies economics. She has her BA in physics and MA in mathematics.

Please go to her pathetic blog and read her pathetic rant about how eating more calories than one burns is not why most people are fat. As you can see this ignoramus claims to have a degree in physics and math but neither on her site nor on Big Fat Blog did she present any numbers to back her lies when out latest refuge Carol aka Carolina Maiden a substitute elementary school teacher wiped the floor with her and made her look like a total lying asshole. The free speech hating NAZIS at Big Fat Blog banned her.

During the destruction of the NAAFA forum Fat Bastard and I stayed in touch on the QT with most of the trolls because at that point we were about to mutiny anyway. NAAFA was s sinking ship even back then. Fat Bastard asked a few of them to sink Big Fat Blog but they pretty much have already done it. We both have operatives there monitoring them and indeed they are dead but for the twitching. They sowed the seeds of discontent and paranoia years ago and BFB has never recovered. All that’s left their now is the fringe of the lunatic fringe.

On a brighter note, the staff at Wikipedia has recognized this blogs owner Mike “Fat Bastard Gerard” and fat studies developer, research scientist, artist, gainer, obesity theorist and creator of The Biggest Fattest Blog the erudite “Dr” Gerald “Teddy” Bear as the de facto leaders in the New Fat Acceptance: From Google

Fat acceptance movement – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

>As may many readers know, Proud FA is my best friend and confidant but lately Proud FA is not happy with me. He feels that I am selling out to the likes of MeMe Roth. He bases this on my recent weight loss (Even though it was induced by medical blunders) and my article titled There are More Important Things Than Fat Acceptance. When you have a series of near death experiences it sort of puts things into perspective.

Folks I have not sold out! I am still a big fat greedy and slothful glutton although I am no as fat and a bit less gluttonous because I am getting laid more. Both Proud FA and I agreed that the new fat acceptance movement would not be anti-diet. I am still slowly losing weight. Sue me! Unfortunately I am an apple shape and “Dr” Gerald “Teddy” Bear the leading voice on super morbid obesity will tell you apples are at greater risks for health complications due to obesity than pears. I hope that “Dr” Bear and I can come up with some BMI guidelines for apples.

Above is an apple shaped body.

Below is a pear shaped body.

With the help of CG Brady I have turned my food lust into less of a hedonistic pursuit of my porcine pleasures into more of an epicurian endeavor. I think it has been a good trade off. Even if I get skinny (Like that is going to happen) I would still be the legitimate leader of the New Fat Acceptance Movement. Kate Harding is not a major fatling, she’s just ugly.

Proud FA, we have been friends for too long for you to diss me like this. I will always be Fat Bastard. I will always be that big fat rolly-poly guy that has been like a brother to you. I will always be Ralph Kramden to your Ed Norton.

Yes, there are things that are more important than fat acceptance. The health of Americans is one of them. While it is true that we fatlings end up getting the shittiest end of the stick when it come to health care, thinlings also get a stick with a very shitty end. While we fatlings are treated like turds in the corporate medical swimming pool; the thinlings are often the turds in the corporate medical urinal.

Please come back PFA. The movement needs you. We can do it without you but it would be easier with you.

Sincerely,

Fat Bastard, your brother in lard

PS. Here is something for you viewing pleasure.

If you wanna see more hot fat MILF action click here!

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A hefty hunny with a hunny of a hanging pannus

JOLLY OLD PANICULUS sung to tune of Jolly Old St Nicholas

Jolly old Panniculus send your musk my way
You so disgust shallow men you could turn them gay


You hang down o’er genitals and down past my knees
You flip and flop when I walk and create a breeze

I am fat but it’s not my fault so why all the fuss?
If you loved me you’d accept me, my panny and the puss.

Help to my power chair. Take me for a ride.
I’m proud of my panny and that’s why I won’t hide.

My Panny it protects me from every sling and arrow
That is why I have it ride in a wheel barrow.

Oh I love my Panny it is something I adore
If I keep eating pretty soon my panny will hit the floor.

Panny you are more than just an average jelly belly
You look like a well cured ham you’d find at a deli.

You’re my extra body part a blanket for my knees
And in the summertime you create a breeze.

A triple meat pannus on a stick!

I wrote the above song to celebrate the myriad of body shapes. I will leave the scientific stuff to our friend, and somatype expert and social commentator, artist, philosopher, gainer, bariatric nutritionist and fat studies professor “Dr” Gerald “Teddy” Bear. This song is for all the fat people that the NAAFA style fat acceptance rejects. Back in the days when I was porking fat girls, I figured the fatter the better. Sadly NAAFA never saw it that way. They kept up their fat and fit propaganda.

Gluttony is a choice and true fat acceptance will acknowledge that reality and encourage gaining, feederism and power eating while at the same time respecting a fatling’s choice to go on a weight loss diet. NAAFA has been on a slippery slope due to its hypocrisy. While we at Bigger Fatter Blog are against most forms of weight loss surgery we would not shun anyone who was dumb enough to pay some greedy doctor to butcher them. People get conned sometimes. It goes with being human but the biggest con job was when NAAFA went from the National Association Aiding Fat Americans to the National Association Advancing Fat Acceptance. They turned founder Bill Fabrey’s dream into a nightmare of an organization.

Fat people already accept being fat because if they didn’t they would all look like me and my fiance Thinnette. Fat people are accepted and they are not looking for acceptance. They are looking for accommodation. If NAAFA would return to its roots and AID fat people instead of exploiting them and turning them into victims the FA movement would have taken hold but after 40 years it has fizzled and now it twists in the wind. The few NAAFans left are like the tea baggers. They are rebels with out a cause or a clue.

Editor’s note: BFB has a disgruntled reader claiming we stole an image of her from a blog she claims to own. She has refused to provide us a link to her blog and has since claimed that the blog no longer exists. We found the image in question at this site. Click here Dee or the person claiming to be Dee is lying.

This we think is the image disputed image.

This image was also found here

And HERE!

And HERE!!

ATT: BFB READERS: We Need your help!

After further investigation we strongly suspect that Dee and actually super sized model and fat porn actress Deidra Babe. She is the same Deidra Babe who threatened Mexican comedian and teenager Miguel Royo with legal action for using her picture. We cannot tell if Dee and Deidra Babe are indeed the same person but we would like your opinion. So here are some pix of Diedra Babe. As our many readers know, fatlings often morph into indistinguishable shapes so unless we can enhance these pictures and do a pupil scan and comparative analysis all we can go on is your expert opinions.

Are Dee and porn model Diedra Babe the same person? We may have to ask the foremost expert on fat body types “Dr” Gerald “Teddy” Bear to ascertain if Dee and Deidra are indeed the same person

The Plaintiff: Deidra Babe, the unstoppable beast.
Deidra babe wants to be a super-size model, pleading “there needs to be a balance represented so that the world can be a better place to live for people of all sizes of large!” And Dee also claimed to be in he entertainment industry only Dee claims to be a singer.

With different lighting and hairstyles it a tough call.

Diedra Babe Dee Dillard the same person? You tell us.

In the above images the eyes and eyebrows appear to be IDENTICAL! Both are small chested for fat women. Both have pannys although one of the pannies is being supported with an undergarment of unknown strength. Both have ham arms and small lips. Coach Gains is a forensics expert and perhaps if he sees his he can offer an expert opinion along with “Dr” Bear’s.

I think the similarities are uncanny so I think Dee and Diedra are the same person.

Click here for a gallery of gorgeous girl gainers,

>Many mainstream news outlets are quoting Bigger Fatter Blog but the latest one is is ABC News. When the media is looking for accurate and exciting information on fat acceptance they know they can rely on the Bigger Fatter Blog, the clear leader in Fat Acceptance and Obesity Promotion. ABC News recognizes Bigger Fatter Blog as the go to source for all things fat related. They know that when it comes to obesity/gluttony promotion and the normalization of obesity Bigger Fatter Blog is and continues to be the gold standard for accurate information and unbiased fair and balanced coverage on all things fat.

View the complete article here

He goes by the name “Git,” a 22-year-old man from Kentucky who is on a quest: to weigh as much as he possibly can.
The photos of him as a skinny 18-year-old college student are startlingly different than the love-handled, 245-pound man that he has become.
“Lately I’ve been infatuated with the physics of my belly,” he writes on his blog, Gitbigger. “I’m starting to notice how it moves with me, how it gets in the way, and it makes me daydream about how it will feel when I’m bigger.”
“The more attention I pay to it, the easier it becomes to imagine sizes like 300, 400. I like to think I don’t romanticize it, but I can’t help lusting over those sizes.”
Those who are obsessed with gaining weight are known as “gainers,” a once-underground proclivity that is squeezing its way out of the closet as the voices for fat acceptance grow louder.
Sometimes, the practice is sexual – so-called “feederism” — when the gainer is aided by a “feeder” who takes on more and more control as the gainer becomes physically incapacitated.
They seek each other out online with acronyms like BBW (Big Beautiful Woman); SSBHM (Super Sized Big Handsome Man) and FFA (Female Fat Admirer).
An array of online blogs like Feeder Fantasy, Dimensions Magazine and Feed or Get Out extol the virtues of getting bigger.
“The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over,” says the Bigger Fatter Blog. “We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it.”
And, as major health experts have noted lately, they say, “fat people are now the overwhelming majority.” Fat Bastard, Bigger Fatter Blog

One fat acceptance blogger wrote: “I’m tired of all of us being treated like circus side shows.”
AnnMarie, who runs a BBW web site told ABCNews.com she is not a gainer, but defends the privacy of a plus-size world.
“We’re just large people trying to navigate a world that is not built for us, in social lives that are set up to belittle and degrade us, and we try to maintain happiness, dignity, love, jobs, families,” she wrote. “We’re only different because we aren’t apologizing for who we are. We’re only different because others want to keep making us feel that way.”
The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance also condemns the practice of so called “feederism,” because it coerces a person to become larger.
In a special report, the celebrity magazine In Touch Weekly looks at what it calls Hollywood’s “big new obsession” and the perks of being overweight: “fame and fortune.”

Another credible news outlet quotes Bigger Fatter Blog. Link
The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over,” says the Bigger Fatter Blog. “We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it.”
I give this Bigger Fatter Blogger a lot and I mean a lot of credit. “We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it.” Amen brother. Can’t argue with that. It’s the opposite of this guy that give fat people a bad rap. The ones that say they can’t help it. The ones that make a stink at the airport that they can’t fit in the seat and need a free flight.
Here are some more sources who quote Bigger Fatter Blog.
http://www.obesitypanacea.com/2009/07/get-fat-live-longer.html
http://www.neobusinessconference.org/?s=Bigger%20Fatter%20Blog:%20Kobayashi%20Arrested!
OF ALL fat related sites Bigger Fatter Blog is ranked number 10 with a bullet!
An important point!
Finally after three years of hard work by Dr Gerald “Teddy” Bear, Fat Bastard, and even our adversaries CG Brady, Michael Karolchyk and MeMe Roth the news media is finally reporting that glorious greedy gluttony is the cause of obesity. The next part of our mission is to show them that gluttony is GOOD!
Driving the point home!

As the Dean of Feederism I most strongly disagree with the assertion that one cannot maintain any body weight they desire. There will be no pseudo science here. What I would like to convey is that obesity IS a choice and I think it is a good choice.

Now for the science:

Your body constantly generates energy, which it needs to power all the systems of your body, heart, muscles, brain, nervous system, etc. After that energy is used to do the many processes, it ALL then gets later given off as heat, in several different ways. Some gets lost by your skin radiating and convecting heat away. More heat is carried away by your warm breath. Your perspiration evaporates from your skin, which gives off additional heat. These things ALWAYS happens!

On average, the total food energy content that you eat/drink is the same as the total energy that your body needs for all of its operations and it is also equal to the total energy that your body gives off after it is done using it. This is called that BMR Basal Metabolism Rate, and for adult men, it is around 2,200 Calories per day. For women a little less. For people of different body types, a little more or less.

During the daytime, you are more active, and so more processes occur inside you, so more energy needs to be processed and then discarded, and so your skin temperature is slightly higher than when sleeping. While you are sleeping, everything slows down BUT DOES NOT STOP!

Consider that this whole sequence can be affected by any of the three stages. (1) You could eat more or less food; (2) you could do a lot more work or exercise to get your body processes to convert more food/fat into energy; or (3) you might alter the ability of your body to dispose of the excess heat, and also to breathe out more breaths of carbon dioxide. Your body has the capability of adjusting its activity due to differences in any or all of these three areas. Specifically, in a really hot environment, your body can shut down many systems to reduce the energy that needs to be generated, down to a low of around 20 Calories per hour (research data from Frederick C. Hatfield, of ISSA), in order to try to avoid overheating.

We are going to consider the situation for the eight hours each night that we sleep. In a relatively cool room environment, your sleeping BMR (Basal Metabolism Rate) only drops a little from the daytime 100 Calories per hour, down to around 80 Calories per hour. Your body has many processes that it still needs to do, like digestion, operation of the heart, lungs and other organs, thinking as during dreams, etc, which is why the 80 Calories per hour is very common. Your rate of breathing slows some during this form of sleep, but not too much, so it still rids the body of a lot of carbon dioxide each hour.

Now that the “I can’t be slender myth” is busted I would like for fat folks to embrace their fat, hedonistic and gormandizing ways and rid themselves of the guilt and the apologetics that has kept the FA movement stagnant for so long.

Myth BUSTED!

Myth BUSTED!

Myth BUSTED!

Myth BUSTED!

Yes Adam, the jealous fat girls of the old fat acceptance movement are indeed delusional. I agree Jamie. I wouldn’t fuck them with Buster’s dick.

>Who’s better than Ann Wilson from the legendary Canadian rock band Heart? Susan Boyle? Maybe and Susan Boyle is also fat. Who can forget Ann’s name sake Carney Wilson of Wilson Phillips? Then we have the immortal Mama Cass and the Queen of Soul Aretha Frankin. What thinling can sing better than any of them? Barbara Streisand you say? Babs to is now fat and she really is like butter. Another great under rated singer was the late great Nell Carter. Nell was an SSBBW and boy could that fat girl sing! We mustn’t forget Jordin Sparks the latest target for MeMe Roth’s venom. While still only a pup, Jordin has the potential to surpass greats like Mama Cass, and the plump Patti LaBelle and dare I say the Queen of Soul herself, Aretha Franklin. Keep eating Jordin and grow your waist and butt along with your career.

Ann Wilson is more that twice as big as her hot thinling sister Nancy and she sings twice as good. Can you think of another female rocker better that Ann Wilson? Of course you can’t!

You can have your Dixie Chicks, Lorretta Lynn, Shania Twain ect.. ect.. ect.. but when in comes to country music no one come close to Wynona Judd. With a name like Wynona she has to be fat.

Gorgeous girl glutton Wynona flashing the sign of the fork.

So impressed with Wynona, Primus bass play Les Claypool penned the following lyric.

Wynona’s got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell.

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he traveled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he’d take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain’t pissed for a week.
(And a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine

Jordin Sparks may be a mere pup now but Aretha was even smaller when she first hit the charts and with today’s glutton fare so available and with the enabling and normalization of gluttony and obesity Jordin stands a very good chance of weighing as much as Aretha and Wynona combined! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! You can do it! The good news is, Jordin Sparks is FAT!

 Like butter, Babs beginning her blimp phase but still just a pup.

Babs breaking into full blimp mode.

Beautiful Babs Before Blimping

Bigger is better! Not only is Aretha the Queen of Soul but she is also the queen of soul food and singing better than ever!

Aretha, as pretty as you were then you are even better now!

What tribute to fat girl singers would be complete without mentioning Mama Cass. Not only did Mama Cass have the greatest voice in folk rock she died while eating a sandwich.

Look at that impressive tonal neck blubber!

I can see it now. Her handlers are going to slim her down instead of plumping her up. I fear that is what is in store for Susan Boyle. If Susan Boyle loses the weight she will lose her voice. It’s true!

A young undiscovered Susan Boyle. If she had come to the US she would have added the thick tonal blubber that now sets her voice apart from the pack.

Look at her now! Look at the food on her upper lip!! Look at that tone enhancing neck blubber!!!

As always on Bigger Fatter Blog it’s ladies first but let’s not forget the men.

There may be some debate as to who the greatest opera singer of all time was, Luciano Pavaratti or Enrico Caruso.  I gotta go with Pavaratti. As fat as he was more than a few women in Italy and the rest of the world flicked their switches when ever Pavaratti took the stage and unleashed the awesome power of his legendary tenor voice. Even though he was a fat pasta eating lummox he got more ass than most rock stars.

Per i nostri lettori italiani: Pavaratti scopata donne più belle di Mick Jagger. Non era un nano e lui non è andato sul palco e muovere il culo magro come un omosessuale.

Michael Jackson may be the king of pop but the best voice in pop belongs to the meat master general himself, the immortal man of meat, Meatloaf! With all due respect to Michael Jackson, all the crotch grabbing in the world will never match the power of the meat!  

 
Mighty Mighty Meatloaf majestically meting out the musical meat!

Even his name is great! Ruben (sandwich the stud) Studdard wowed even the hyper critical Simon Cowel to win American Idol and defeat that classless sweet boy Clay (my ass is) Aiken. The last pussy Aiken saw was when he slithered out of his mama. Our man Ruben is getting more ass than a toilet seat and speaking of getting ass no two men are responsible for setting the mood for seduction than Barry White and his Love Unlimited Orchestra and the late great Luther Vandross.

The deep soulful tones of Barry’s voice along with the romantic musical arrangements of his Love Unlimited Orchestra put millions of ladies in the mood to make sweet love with men like me, Fat Bastard. Rev BLA and our latest contributor and gourmet The Chef.

The only thinling soul singers who can hold a candle to Luther is Smokey Robinson and Wilson Picket and maybe Al Green and maybe Marvin Gaye.

When it come to singing the blues the clear winner is BB King. Muddy Waters, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bobby Blue Bland, Slim Harpo, Robert Cray,and even Robert Johnson are all a close second to BB King.

Hunka hunka burning love! The king of rock rocked! There is no arguing that the skinny Elvis was great but he would have been a mere flash in the pan and overshadowed by Jerry Lee Lewis, Chubby Checker and Fats Domino had Elvis Aaron Presley remained a thinling. The fatter the King got, the more women swooned.

Elvis died on the toilet from an fecal impacted bowel. His drug use and power eating caused the King to die in a manner worthy of a fatling. He will be remembered as much for his majestic fatling death and for his bigger than life life.

There is no telling how big the King could have and would have become if he had a hot thinling nurse around to give him an enema to release that hunka hunka steaming poop.

The best Elvis impersonators portray an Elvis as if he were alive today….. OR is this really the King  pretending to be an Elvis impersonator? Hmm….???

You probably don’t even recognize this runt. This is the once great John Popper of the legendary Blues Traveler. When John Popper and Blues Traveler were topping the charts with smash hits like Run Around and the Heart Brings you back John was a big fat sweating lummox but since his weight loss John and the band are no longer selling our arenas. His singing is not as good and neither is his harmonica playing. Like most fat boys John developed his educated harmonica playing tongue eat pussy but now that he’s skinny he’s probably throwing the dick into his groupies and dropping even more weight.

John Popper and Blues Traveler in their heyday

Let’s recap. Who’s HOT and who’s NOT? Ann Wilson and Heart = Hot!  Meatloaf after his weight loss = NOT! Aretha Frankin = Still HOT! Ruben Studdard = HOT pastrami on dark rye! BB King = No sign of cooling! Wynona = Sizzling like country ham! Barry White = The body heat generated by career IS the real reason the polar ice caps are melting.  Luther Vandross = The Spanish fly of music with a French tickler. John Popper NOT!

There you have it folks; some of the great fat singers. Please feel free make other suggestions but I think I’ve covered it pretty well and as always think you for reading Bigger Fatter Blog the leader in fat acceptance. EAT!

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Study: Obese Women Have Less Sex, More Babies

Obese Women Have Four Times as Many Unplanned Pregnancies, Men 10 Times More Likely to Get Disease From Them!

(CBS/AP)  Obese women are having less sex and more unwanted pregnancies, according to a study released today.

Sounds like a contradiction, but French researchers in the British Medical Journal explain that obese women – those with a body mass index greater than 30 – report having fewer sexual partners and less sex in general, but were less inclined to seek out contraception or talk to their doctors about reproductive health. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog:

(That is because fat girls want to trap a man. For all you fat admirers out their, when in doubt pull out or just let them blow you.)

The study found obese women were less likely to use oral contraception, and more likely to rely on less effective birth control methods, such as withdrawal. Not surprisingly, the obese women surveyed had four times as many unplanned pregnancies.

Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, when in doubt, PULL OUT!)

Dr. Sandy Goldbeck-Wood, a specialist in psychosexual medicine at a London sexual health clinic, said physicians must talk to obese women about birth control. “Doctors need to get over their own embarrassment and ask the difficult questions,” she said.

Goldbeck-Wood was not involved in the study but wrote an accompanying editorial in the British Medical Journal.

Researchers found that obese men didn’t do well either. During five years of the study, they were 10 times more likely to catch a sexually transmitted disease from an obese woman than their thinner counterparts and more than twice as likely to have problems with erectile dysfunction with an obese woman.

Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, go for a blow job!)

Super Size Seductress won’t let this fat admirer up until he sires a pup!

Nasty NAAFA nymphos gang rape another Fat admirer! 

 WARNING! If a fat girl is on top you won’t be able to pull out! Be CAREFUL!

Fat girls give the best head because they are always hungry!

To get their results, experts interviewed nearly 10,000 French men and women aged 18 to 69 about their sexual experiences and analyzed the results based on their Body Mass Index (BMI). Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (We all know the French are a bunch of sluts but they invented the blow job.)

 People with a BMI of 18-24 are considered to have a healthy weight. Those with a BMI of 25 or above are considered overweight, and people with a BMI of 30 or more are classified as obese. 

Editorial comment from Proud FA: Fat girls are like the fast food of sex, the are cheap, and easily attainable. The reason they have less sex than normal women is due to several factors. The first is one of numbers. Most men are not fat admirers and most guys who would pork fat girls are also fat and we all know the difficulties fat guys have porking fat girls. 

The second reason is a bit more complex. A lot of men marry a chubby girl and during the courting and honeymoon phase she stays plump but once she is sure of herself and has a couple of pups she will blimp out. That also explains why fat girls have less sex.

You may be wondering why fat girls are 10 times more likely to have an STD. Fat Bastard explained that one. It’s because they are sluts. Not only are they food sluts, they are sluts for sex too. Fat admirers need to take the good with the bad.

Put a helmet on that soldier! Not only will using a condom protect you from getting an STD they also prevent pregnancies.  Trapping a man by getting knocked up is the oldest trick in the book. As BFB’s readers know, my days of porking fat girls is over. While it maybe that most men like sluts there comes a time when we all must grow up. Like most men I want kids and I want those kids to have every advantage. Growing in the yeasty maw of a fat girl and having a waddling obese mama simply is something I don’t want for my kids and that is one reason I am with my fiance Thinnette. I no longer pork fat sluts.

Editorial comment by Fat Bastard: Thank Belly God for all the FREE internet porn. We fat boys appreciate it and when you go an unfiltered google image search with words like Fat, SSBBW, BBW, Plumper, ect.. all you get is really slutty looking pictures of fat girls. When you use terms like skinny, slender, pro ana, ect.. you find almost nothing pornographic. Fat girls are the sluttiest by far! 

MAKIN BACON!

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Ladies and gentleman: START YOUR EATING! 

Now that you are all warmed up on all that extra Halloween candy it’s time to kick your gluttony into high gear. EAT!

Grow that pumpkin!

Fat folks make so much food at Thanksgiving, it’s almost divine. Do we really need so many different dishes—three vegetables, four pies, rolls, potatoes, stuffing, turkey, ham, alcohol etc.? The answer is a big fat resounding YES!  Zealots like MeMe Roth may prefer a more manageable meal, with fewer dishes—more like an enhanced “normal” meal. Which do you prefer? Would you rather eat more spartanly or go for the full monty of food glorious FOOD?

Eat early! Eat often!

Start your gormandizing on Thanksgiving Eve or sooner. Snacks and chips are dips are always a good option and don’t skip breakfast! Thanksgiving pre eating is like the famous Grazenhiemer Technique. Just keep eating and drinking. Beer is great with all the football games but consider some Bailey’s Irish  Creme especially if you are watching the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame. You may want to even have a mock tailgate party.

Get a really big fucking turkey!

Proud FA checking last year’s Birdzilla

Even if you can’t devour the bird in one sitting  it does not mean you should not get a mega gobbler to gobble. If you are a true glutton you will be hungry an hour after the main meal and desert. You’ll want some turkey sandwiches with mayo or gravy or both and some extra pie. If you can’t handle some Bailey’s Irish Creme try some Irish Coffee.

Fat O’Bastard’s Irish Coffee

 

Ingreedients

• 1 (5 fluid ounce) jigger Irish cream liqueur
• 1 (5 fluid ounce) jigger Irish whiskey
• 2 cups hot brewed coffee
• 6 tablespoons whipped cream
• 1 dash ground nutmeg

Directions

1. In a big goddamn coffee mug, combine Irish cream and Irish whiskey. Fill mug with coffee. Top with a dab of whipped cream and a dash of nutmeg

Pies!

 

Pecan, pumpkin, chocolate, mince meat or cheese pie are all good choices and don’t skimp on the whipped cream.

 

Loosen that belt rookie, there’s a lot more pie to pack away!

EAT! This is your host Fat Bastard wishing all a Happy Thanksgiving!

WARNING from Liberty Medical and Wilford Brimley! 

This Thanksgiving you are going to be kicking your power eating into overdrive so check your damn blood sugar and check it often! There’s no reason not to.

Keep watching Bigger Fatter Blog for our Xmas holiday seasons GREEDings articles and recipes and gift ideas for your favorite fatling.

Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON!

>While I was eating and surfing thinling porn, I, Fat Bastard came across the following article. I discussed it with Proud FA and now I would like to discuss it with our Bigger Fatter Blog readers.


The Failure of Size Acceptance

The following is an article written about a year ago as the author made the decision to exit totally out of size acceptance. He/She still supports the ideal of respect for fat people and fighting discrimination. Present size acceptance has lost its way totally and is not working in the best interests of those it claims to serve. Many fat people facing health problems make the decision to leave size acceptance. This includes several of his/her fat friends. Many good people still are in Size Acceptance and I admit that, we just part ways on some philosophies. The article is controversial, however after much time and thought it is the author’s honest appraisal.

While some of size acceptance’s ideals are sound, which include ending discrimination against fat people and advocating for their rights, the foundations of it are crumbling. Americans are getting fatter and corpulence is becoming more reviled. The love of and emphasis of the thin figure has only increased. The Size Acceptance movement as it stands now is failing.

Proud FA: I could not agree more. 99.99999999% of fatlings know that the old Fat Acceptance movement is bullshit. Because the jealous angry fat girls deny their gluttony instead of embracing it nobody can take them seriously especially fatlings who know that they’re greedy gluttons.

Fat Bastard:  Ditto Proud FA! The legions of lard and their beliefs have not been reflected in the NAAFA propaganda and sophistries.

Today’s premier size acceptance groups are NAAFA (National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance) and ISAA (International Size Acceptance Association.) NAAFA has 4,000 members as repeatedly mentioned online. However, recent scandals and change has lowered this “official membership” substantially. Some estimate their actual membership to be around 1000 people. ISAA is much smaller and numbers in the hundreds. There is little difference in the philosophies of these groups. Many groups focus on the social angle of size and others have sprung up from the NAAFA fountainhead. When I speak of Size Acceptance from now on, these groups and their associates are the target.

Proud FA: NAAFA has been twisting in the wind for years. It’s cozy relationship with Penn Computing, Dimensions Magazine and Conrad Blickenstorfer and their hypocritical condemnation of feederism and fat sexuality made everyone fat and skinny look at NAAFA and see them for the hypocrites that they are.

Fat Bastard: True Proud but it got compounded when all the angry man hating fat feminists took over and made obesity a feminist issue. Those angry fat dykes need to stick to rug munching and shut the fuck up.

The first reason that Size Acceptance has not grown is it promotes fat rather than dealing with it as simply a physical characteristic. Sometime around 1980, NAAFA changed its name from National Association to Aid Fat Americans to National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance. This was also a philosophical change not just a linguistical one.

Fat Bastard: They (the jealous angry fat girls) totally destroyed EVERYTHING Bill Fabrey started. (Bill Fabrey founded NAAFA in the 1970′s)

Fat is great according to all the size acceptance minions and while the ideals of the equality of fat people deserving right and proper treatment are commendable, this belief flies in the face of scientific logic. Having fat people be happy is a positive thing, however having them smile their way through the pain of gasping for air climbing some stairs and in denial about a life limiting condition is not.

Proud FA: Immobility is not for everyone. Fat is great for fat admirers but it is not for everyone.

Fat Bastard: It’s great for some people to be fat like Teddy and Belly Boy but for me and BLA it has its drawbacks ie the heart attacks and the diabetes. Nobody can argue with thte fact that gluttony is good. Gluttony rules! Food rules! Again, while it is good to embrace the fat it’s better to embrace and celebrate the food and the gluttony

The big names in SA brush all health problems related to obesity right under the carpet. Anyone who surpasses the 400 lb. mark soon learns that the bikini parties with the “Padded Lilies” (an actual SA group consisting of fat, 300-400lb, synchronized swimmers), conventions and fat positive rhetoric soon rings hollow next to their scooter, sleep apnea machine and bottles of blood pressure pills. One is supposed to be healthy, happy, fat and fit. Marilyn Wann in her book Fatso points out how at 250 lbs she can climb mountains and dance for hours without exhaustion. Sadly this negates the experiences of heavier people who find even walking across a parking lot a exhausting challenge. Fat people can indeed be in better shape via exercise and decent food, but reality checks really are necessary.

Proud FA: It’s about or it should be about aiding, enabling and accommodating fatlings. If medical science could create a yeast vaccine many a fat admirer would be turning cartwheels.

Fat Bastard: Not only that but we need some real science and technology. My dream is anti-gravity technology so that we fatlings could float. We would also look much fluffier.

SA publications all show fat women frolicking in swimming pools and doing aerobics. While this is good for the smaller fat person who has exceptionally good health, physical realities come crashing through for most who suffer obesity in its most severe and moderate forms. Those who find their stamina crumbling usually are ironically told to exercise more but not to lose any weight. When the first health crises arise, many leave SA for the world of university hospital diet clinics and weight loss surgery. SA is just the flipside to the world of detested weight loss schemes.

Fat Bastard: The current warped philosophy of NAAFA feeds into the crooked medical industrial party line. These deluded fatlings then end up having weight loss surgery/butchery. True fat acceptance accepts the downside of gluttony. We fatling, as “Dr” Gerald “Teddy” Bear so adroitly put it, are the Evil Kenevils of gluttony. You never heard Evil complain about the fact he broke every bone in his body twice. No way! Evil bragged about it.

Denying the fact that obesity is a disease or even disabling, size acceptance puts its head in the sand and closes the door on people who are not fat, fit and healthy. Tracy, a super-sized woman with PCOS an endocrine disorder and Ex-NAAFA member points out:

“I have in the past, held the concept of “size acceptance dear to my `heart, but at this stage, and with my health in the crisis that it is, I cannot, with a clear conscious, advocate or agree with any movement that does not address the reality of the negative health consequences of massive obesity.”

Proud FA: I was guilty of judging you Fat Bastard for losing some weight and moderating your gluttony but I would rather have even a live skinny Fat Bastard than a dead super morbidly obese one. How fat one wants to be is a personal choice that we need to respect. After being with Thinnette I understand why you like those skinny ana chicks.

Fat Bastard: Proud, you bring tears to my eyes. Cut it out!

No size acceptance organization supports a cure for obesity. After all, it’s all about “acceptance” and not “aiding”. The people speaking for the fat are as bad as those who wish to bilk them of their wallets for worthless liquid diets. Imagine a kidney disease foundation advocating for all kidney patients to accept their condition. Fat people are told essentially.”This is your lot in life, accept it.” This leaves the average fat person out in the cold in general between fad diet charlatans and size acceptance advocates who tell them there only other option is to make the best of it!

Fat Bastard: We do support a cure but we do not think that cure should be mandatory. The only cure to date is CG Brady’s fattitude reduction therapy and his incremental diet and lifestyle change protocol.

Logic itself is played with to relay the message. A NAAFA leader writes to a response online:
“It is my position and that of many in the movement that we need to focus on what we can do to make fat people healthy—not make fat people thin. Right now I believe that working toward making fat people healthy is a winnable battle-I do not believe making fat people thin is.

Proud FA: Those crazy NAAFA bitches are always talking shit!

This shows that acceptance and promotion of fat has become the prevailing goal of size acceptance. Obesity is to be seen as something like tallness, a normal part of a person’s makeup. I wonder how a 600lb person who can barely walk is supposed to take this information.

Out of fear and justified loathing of a diet industry that has caused more harm than good to fat people, SA has taken nothing more than a reactionary position, shoving its head into the sand. Repeating mantras of “Fat people are healthy!”, even amid wheelchair and oxygen bound fat people, very few are buying into the lie.

Fat Bastard: Some of us are not as sickly as others. Teddy for instance is a real stud at 5’6 and 400 pounds. Belly Boy cheerfully accepts his infirmity because the pleasure of food is worth it to him. You gotta admire that. While thinlings eat to live fatlings live to eat but why eat yourself to death in just a few years when you can live long like Teddy and enjoy your fat and gluttony? For many fatlings a power chair beats walking but there are others who want to show off that fat and throw their weight around.

The problem is the cost of demanding equal rights for fat people should not have as its price out and out lies and denial. Most Americans know of at least one friend or relative that has suffered not only social ramifications which are bad enough on their own, but also dire physical costs. After all, the public is privy to the sufferings of housebound fat people via the talk show. Many fat people outside of this world see SA as a group of extremists who have given up!

Science is discovering more facts on fat people’s behalf, that many diseases “can cause” fat rather than the other way around, including PCOS, Cushings, Syndrome X and fat people have been correct about not eating like pigs. They have written research on the futility of dieting and the complex causes of obesity however, SA has walled themselves off from the scientific community!

Proud FA: Let’s be honest here. Fat women are not the sharpest cheddar.

NAAFA does not support obesity research and says of it that the assumptions of obesity researchers is indeed wrongly based.and shows its own biases by writing within their official stances.

“These assumptions run contrary to the experience of most fat people which is that permanent weight loss is impossible to achieve, that dieting makes them fatter, that many of them are healthy and that valuing thinness over fatness is a cultural biases” Just the fact that some obesity researchers are invested in weight loss matters has led to this child-like refusal to even be open to dialogue.

Fat Bastard: Those jealous fat girls are really fucking stupid.

NAAFA has nothing to offer those who become sick, or disabled from being overweight. Such negative PR is swept under the table. NAAFA would not want most Americans to know that thousands live disabled due to severe obesity. Endocrine sufferers (those who become fat due to health conditions such as those with PCOS, thyroid and glandular disorders) are often left to fend for themselves. NAAFA cannot threaten their position by ever admitting that fat can be related to a disease process.
Proud FA: When I was porking fat NAAFA women it used to bother me how they passed over guys like Fat Bastard who they thought were too fat to throw the dick. While that may be true in many cases they could at least offer them a blow job. Fat girls to give the best head.

Fat Bastard: It never bothered me all that much because like the Chef says, “I ain’t got no wood for them SSBBW’s God bless em.” Two sweaty bodies doing the nasty gets too funky for this fat boy. While the motto No Muff Too Tough may hold true for you fat admirers fat boys like me with a more sophisticated smeller and palate prefer the delicate scent of a thinling chick.

SA, has a dark side that is unknown to the public. Some leaders are indeed involved with the selling of plus size erotica. Go to any SA site and you will find many fat women selling videos and nude photos of themselves to the proverbial “FA”, fat admirer, defined as a man who is attracted to fat women.

Many of the policies of the so-called fat advocacy organizations center around pleasing the FA. In some regards, the integrity of SA has been circumvented by those with other interests. The FAs have taken over! FAs who are attracted to fat, do not want a person to lose it. In fact there is even far out segment of so called “feeders” involved in SA who seek to make their significant others fatter. This has led to an emphasis on the prevailing organizations as social clubs and single meat markets rather than leaders of true help.

Proud FA: I have to disagree. The final nail in the NAAFA coffin was it public condemnation of FA and feeders. We were the only thing keeping the movement afloat. We were competition for militant fat feminist dykes who were looking for bi curious fat girls. That is what cause NAAFA’s knee jerk reaction. Fat porn was empowering fat girls. Fat porn is now huge. When NAAFA conventions were feederism fests and orgies NAAFA had a LOT more members.

Size Acceptance as it now stands is a failure. A new Fat Rights organization that supports the integrity and well being of its members is needed. This could be a movement of millions rather than of a few thousand. A real difference then could be made in the lives of 74% of Americans the percentages that are considered overweight.


Fat Bastard: Everyone should not only eat like a pig but like a herd of pigs. The author is full of shit when he says that people are fat because of diseases but he is spot on when he says the NAAFA style SA movement has a failure. Gluttony is the cause of obesity and a true glutton wears his fat like a badge of honor. It goes without saying that one should not apologize for one’s size but more than that, one should not apologize for one’s gluttony.

This is the kind of woman the jealous fat girls want to be and fat boys like me want to see…… and bone!

Can’t you all just get along?